This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor
the struggle is real when you have to hold in your cough
I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.
Me everyday: I need more band t-shirts
What does my mom’s comment even mean? Is it bitchy, or not?
"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence